生活大爆炸经典语录(2)

生活大爆炸经典语录(2)

谢耳朵：剪刀剪纸，纸包石头，石头砸蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死斯巴克，斯巴克击碎剪刀，剪刀砍断蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃了纸，纸反驳斯巴克，斯巴克蒸发石头，最后就是一直都那样的，石头硌坏剪子。

14、Howard is teaching Sheldon Chinese.

Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.

Sheldon: Why?Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.

霍华德：话说，你终于要学普通话了我还真高兴。

谢耳朵：为嘛？

霍华德：等你说顺溜了，有十多亿中国人民等着你去烦，你就不用来烦我了。